O’Livia’s New Home!
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So, how do you sell a big ticket item to somebody who thinks they might could use it but just doesn’t want to drop the bucks? Well, by hiring a super model and a super bad-ass to market it for you of course!
Hey, if the Total Gym can transform me into Chuck Norris, and my wife into Christie Brinkely, by golly we’ll take two! Results guaranteed right? Try it risk free for 60 days, then interest free financing for a year – how much easier could they make it?
Over a million units shipped worldwide with profits of more than a billion bucks! Now there’s a successful business marketing strategy to mimic, whaddya think, huh?
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So, I’ve got this thing about eating.
It’s become quite a passion of mine that seems to grow more extreme as I get older.
As I drive by the China Buffets that dot my neighborhood, the signs with the flashing arrows scream at me, “Hey Tommy, this is it! Here ya go dude, pull in now!
Ah, the all-you-can-eat buffet… a working man’s gift from God. How dare you leave without loading up at least a second plate full.
When I worked construction every day, the over-indulging was not a problem. The calories just burned away in this fat-melting, highly metabolic fleshy machine my soul calls home.
But that was before the accident.
I haven’t climbed a ladder in nine months, and there’s just something about desk jockeying that slows it all down.
Not to worry now, however… the fix is on!
What could it be… diet? …Nah! Running? …Unh-uh, still too tough on the healing broken back.
Well what then?
Stay tuned folks, get the answer next week here, …same blog time, same blog channel!
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